Homework -> Entertainment Break #1

After the 1st Session you will "get" this joke...

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Self-explanatory. If you don't get this joke you better do your homework and pay more attention in class!

After the 3rd Session you will "get" this joke...

HTML is the mother of the web-based langauges. If it weren't for the creation of HTML (and ultimately, the World Wide Web) we woudn't have ASP, JSP, PHP, XML, SGML, XHTML, WML, UML and so on... All originated, are built upon or are adaptations of the original core HTML...

After the 6th Session you will "get" this joke..

Click on the image above to see the "White & Nerdy" video on YouTube. This will give you an idea of the kind of person you will likely be working with when you ask to speak to the "webmaster" or "whoever manages your website"...Note how much of the "geekspeak" in this video you understand a lot better now than before you took the course --- binary coding of "0"s & "1"s, JavaScript, HTML...

Also check out this website specific rap (about website optomization)

 

By the end of the course you will "get" this joke.

Now that you should have some idea of what a "delimited" file is (this would include .csv - comma delimited,.tsv - tab delimited...etc.) you should understand this joke. You should be familiar with all the acronymns (W3C, XML, CSS) already.

...you can understand "geek" jokes now..scary huh?